Total Medals Earned: 556 (From 49 different games.) Total Medal Score: 6,340 Points
Medals Earned: 13/15 (125/325 points)
Survive 15 seconds without jumping.
Submit your score.
Die by falling off the edge.
Stay alive for 50 block-drops
Die by getting squished.
Perform 15 corner-flips in one game.
Complete the Tutorial.
Play the game for at least 20 minutes.
Stay alive for 100 block-drops.
Jump 50 times in one game.
Earn a score of 45+ seconds without jumping.
Stay alive for 250 block-drops.
Perform 3 consecutive wall-jumps.
Perform 6 consecutive wall-jumps.
Stay alive for 1337 block-drops.
Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)
Forgo your worldly posessions.
Deliver your taxes to the IRS in a timely manner.
Send a Lexus back to the shop.
Medals Earned: 2/8 (20/230 points)
Punch the geek.
Finish the first level.
Complete the tutorial.
What are you staring at?
Alter the test.
Swiftly hide through the halls of the school.
Complete the game without using passwords.
Complete the game without being caught.
Medals Earned: 20/20 (500/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 4/5 (40/50 points)
Click on any donate button.
Beat the game with a score of under 500.
Beat the game on the first difficulty setting.
Beat the game on the last difficulty setting.
Beat the game on the second difficulty setting.
Medals Earned: 2/7 (10/100 points)
Get killed by a thorn
Complete level #1
Dig a Ground Block
Kill a pest
Complete level #5
Complete all 10 levels!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 77/80 (385/400 points)
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Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/70 points)
Repair the clock
Repair the robot
Okay it's disarmed, but I can't just leave it BROKEN
Medals Earned: 7/14 (130/490 points)
Collect 10 pickups on a level
Die
Get 10 headshots
Kill 50 zombies
Kill 100 zombies
Reach level 10
Get 100 headshots
Kill a big zombie with the crowbar
Unlock the chainsaw
100% headshots in a level
Reach level 20
Kill 500 zombies
Kill 1000 zombies
Reach level 30